片名：《60秒致死 第三部》 ===== 悬吧猪栏字幕社英语组 ===== 翻译校对：水浒三国金刚 友情协力：黑路易
2018年 在美国缅因州的一家精神病院里发现了一盘录像带 里面收集了大量恐怖短片及各种诡秘怪异的恐怖片段和图像 诸位看官即将观看的这部电影后来被用作调查缅因州谋杀案的证据
《瓜杀》
《着魔》
我主耶稣救救我 耶稣护我避邪魔 Jesus, help me. Jesus,protect me from evil.
耶稣。。。 Jesus...
《印记》
马进KB5 Knight to king bishop five.
《将死》
象吃马 Bishop takes knight.
后吃象 Queen takes bishop.
漏防了这招 Missed that.
没啥区别 Doesn't make any difference.
后吃后 将军 Queen takes queen. Check.
王移KR1 King to king's rook one.
将死 Checkmate.
《音信》
你什么时候发现圣诞老人的真相的？ When did you find out the truth about Santa?
比我应该发现的晚 Later than I should have.
《盗捕》
我盗得现金了 I got the cash.
所以你拿到那个了吗？ So do you have it?
我会过去的 我会搞定的 I'll cross over and I'll get it.
等着瞧好了 It's all about waiting.
欲速则不达 跑得太快会滑倒的 Don't rush time or time will rush back to you.
12点刚过 Twelve past.
我讨厌那个地方 I hate that place.
嗯 我们必须非常小心地穿过去 Well, we have to cross over very carefully.
你一定很爱她 You must really love her.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
四 五 六 Four, five, six.
我捕得礼物了 I got the gifts.
《人偶》
“他干的！”
《孩子》
《寡姐》
欧耶 Oh yeah.
宝贝 这是你这辈子最爽的一夜 Darlin', this is the best night of your life.
侬晓得伐 我一直在想。。。 You know, I been thinkin'...
嘘 嘘 Shh. Shh.
我就喜欢这种快感 Just the way I like 'em.
《惹毛》
《兽迷》
动动脑子 Use your head.
《拳师》
来吧 我会帮你的 Come on, I'll help you.
这次你会赢的 You're gonna win this time.
你想证明自己是男波丸 是吧？ Want to prove that I'm number one, right?
把你打得满地找牙 来啊 Gonna smash your fuckin'teeth in. Come on.
结束了 你玩完了 It's over. It's all over for you.
《狂导》
《医德》
《小丑》
那事我向你道歉 I'm sorry about that.
我以为你外面有人 I thought there was somebody out there.
没事了 我现在可以了 It's fine. I'm fine now.
你能不能在线上多呆一会儿？ Could you just stay on there for a second?
因为这视频信号一直不太好 你那边的画面好像要崩坏了 Because this thing keeps crashing.You're like cracking up.
- 真没事儿 - 稍等一下 - You're all right. - Hang on on sec.
我告诉过你你别瞎担心 I told you you were worrying over nothing.
咱们可能明天就见面了 I might see you tomorrow.
就只有这只猫 我是怎么跟你说的？ It was only the cat.What'd I tell you, eh?
这就是那只猫 It was the cat.
你在干什么？这信号好垃圾啊 What are you doing?This thing's crap.
凯蒂 凯蒂 没声音啊 嗨 Katie, Katie,there's no sound. Hi.
我不知道 估计是电脑有问题 I don't know. I think it's the computer thing.
完全听不见你说什么 I can't hear what you're saying at all.
嗨 凯蒂 Hi, Katie.
《夜惊》
《扮猪》
《回想》
《林中》
嘿！ Hey!
救命！ Help!
都他妈不许动 Stay where you are and keep your hands
把手举起来！ where I can fuckin' see them!
《诡声》
10月25日星期三 早上6:58
没事了 You're all right.
我们该刷牙了吧？ Should we brush our teeth?
有点害怕？ A bit scary?
世界上没有鬼 亲爱的 不存在的 知道吗？ Ghosties aren't real, darlin'.They're not real, are they?
10月31日星期二 下午3:24 好吧 你是不是马上要去参加一个万圣节 All right then, are you going to a Halloween party
派对了？ in a minute?
- 是的 - 是吗？ - Yeah. - Yeah?
想看看你的装扮是什么样子吗？ You want to see what your costume looks like?
- 想 - 瞧 - Yeah. - Look.
你穿着像什么？是一个什么？ What are you dressed as? What are you?
一个女巫 A witch.
你是邪灵女巫吗？ Are you a wicked witch?
来演一下 You do it.
- 不要 - 来一个奸笑 - No. - Do the laugh.
表 No.
准备 我们都是鬼 Ready, we'll be ghosties.
好 Yeah.
爹地 Daddy.
- 爹地？ - 伊莎贝尔？ - Daddy? - Isabelle?
爹～地～ Da～ddy～
《手相》
“看手相 知祸福”
《蒲树》
《收割》
没淫 No one.
泄特 Shit.
嗨 Hi.
嗨 侬想组撒？ Hi, what do you want?
现下甚么时辰了？ What time is it?
死亡时刻 It's death o'clock.
《毒害》
《灵肉》 “哀歌”
妈的 差一点就 Damn near made it.
我自己的葬礼差点又迟到了 Almost late for my own funeral again,
或者说 这荒谬的陈词滥调 or however it is that ridiculous cliche goes.
有一说一 黎明不等人或兽 Regardless, the dawn waits for no man or beast.
安·盖博 受人喜爱的电影女演员 Ann Gable, the beloved film actress.
即便以我毫无道德的标准来衡量 Even by my moralless standards, my behavior during
昨晚我们相遇时我的行为也算是异常恶劣 our encounter this past evening was outlandishly wretched.
还有性虐待 And sadistic.
以及彻头彻尾的性变态 And downright perverse.
也许现在不是我做晚间评论的时候 Perhaps this isn't the right time for my evening review.
拂晓将至 The dawn.
但话又说回来 也许现在正是时候 But then again, perhaps this actually is the right time.
现在正是时候让我最终站出来 把这场 The right time for me to finally take a stand and bring
灾难--即我的存在--叫停 this catastrophe that is my existence to a screeching halt
最后大吼一声：吔屎啦！ and to finally say fuck this!
《杯脑》
《跑女》
爱米粒 跑啊！快跑！ Emily, run! Run!
《拨劫》
应该管用的 It's supposed to work.
哦 选项一 好吧 试着开门 Oh, option one. All right, let's try the door.
应该能行的 It's supposed to be working.
一定是对的 必须是对的 It's gotta be the right one.This has to be the right one.
等等 我们试试看 Wait, let's try it.
好吧 我拨了号码 应该可以了 All right, I dialed the number.It's supposed to be working.
好了 咱开门 一 二 三 All right, let's do it. One, two, three.
我地妈 快关上 关门 关门！ Oh god, close it, close it, close it!
拨号码！快拨号码！ Dial the number! Dial the number quick!
我在拨 我在拨 好了 I'm trying, I'm trying. Okay.
- 准备好了吗？ - 好了 - You got it? - Yeah.
- 好吧 - 准备？ - All right. - Ready?
一 二 三 One, two, tree.
我了个去 一样的！关门 Oh my god, same thing! Close it.
哦买噶！哦买噶！ Oh my god! Oh my god!
哦天呐 哦天呐 Oh god. Oh god.
这个应该管用的啊 It's supposed to be working.
拜托 这次得是正确的 Come on, we got to get it right this time.
这玩意儿应该是有效的 This is supposed to be working.
好吧 再来一次 All right, let's try it.
这次一定行 准备好？ This has to be it. Ready?
好吧 我来试这最后一次 好吗？ Okay, let me try this last one, all right?
好吧 加油 这回你绝对可以的 Okay, come on, you gotta get it right this time.
开吧 Come on.
嗨 帅哥们 Hi, boys.
噢 谢天谢地 Oh, thank god.
塔马德 God damn.
- 瞧那些家伙 - 真受不鸟 - Look at all of 'em. - I can't stand 'em.
来抓我们啊 你们这群傻帽 Come and get us, dumbasses.
- 伙计 - 嘿 雷叔 - Man. - Hey, Uncle Ray,
再给我一罐瓶酒 hand me another one of them beers.
- 好吧 让我看看 - 对哦 也给我拿一罐 - All right, let's see here. - Yeah, get me one too.
给你 伙计 There you go, man.
- 我要啤酒 - 好吧 你们自便吧 - I want one of them beers. - All right, help yourself.
随便喝 伙计 Get your own damn beer, man.
- 拜托 - 嘿 老兄 - Come on. - Hey, man.
你别自个儿弄伤自个儿啊 Don't hurt yourself there.
- 快啊 - 哦 别看 别看 - Come on. - Oh, don't look. Don't look.
怎么？咋的了？等等 让开 What? What is it? Well, hold on. Get out.
瓦屋 我擦 Whoa, holy.
瞧瞧这位帅哥 雷 Take a look at this boy, Ray.
这是真的 伙计 这真的发生了 This is real, man. This is really happening.
是啊 我了个去 他死了 Yeah, holy, he's dead.
谁把他咬成这副样子 Something ate him like that,
要是换成你会被咬成什么样？ what's it gonna do to you?
- 我不知道 - 操蛋 - I don't know. - Damn.
- 挖槽 - 跑！快跑！ - Holy - Go! Go!
雷 是你吗？ Ray, is that you?
喔 喔 喔 等下 伙计 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, man.
等等 等等 不大对劲 Hold on. Hold on, there's something wrong.
我的天 不 Oh my god, no.
不 不 不 伙计 No, no, no, man.
- 那不是你的孩子！ - 亨利 不！ - That's not your kid! - Henry, no!
它已经不再是你的亨利了 伙计！ That's not your kid anymore, man!
- 它不是你的孩子！ - 哦天呐 - That's not your kid! - Oh, man.
你们到底咋回事儿？ What the hell is your problem?
哦不太妙 这不太妙！ Oh this is not good. This isn't good!
这很不妙！ This isn't good!
快离开这 他们都跑了 Let's get the out of here. They're gone.
不 德怀特 No, Dwight.
噢！何莉泄特！ Oh! Holy shit!
噢！ Oh!
噢！不 不！！ Oh! No,no!!
《尸田》
《血心》
不！ No!
《难咽》
不 不 不 不！ No, no, no, no!
法克！法克！ Fuck! Fuck!
耶 好啊 噎死你个婊子养的！甘霖凉！ Yeah, yeah, choke on it,motherfucker! Fuck you!
你知道个鸟 You don't even know.
操 Fuck.
不 不！ No, no!
《宵夜》 晚上好 我的美食粉丝团 Good evening, my victims.
主播现在给大家直播吃夜宵 You caught me in the middle of having a midnight snack,
刚抓的一块小鲜肉 a freshly caught one.
眼下我有好多种方法来准备这道美餐 Now there is many ways I can prepare this tasty morsel.
人类喜欢吃胡萝卜是为了改善视力 Humans like to eat carrots for their vision,
但我喜欢直奔源头 but I like to go straight to the source.
蜜汁烤眼球 Roasted eyeballs.
嗯 Mm.
接下来是主菜 And now for the main course.
嗯 真好吃 Well, that was tasty.
下一个是谁？ Who's next?
“玛沃莉娅：尖叫女王”
《杀手》
《万圣》
“万圣节快乐”
《重逢》
嘿 老铁们 欢迎收看“史蒂夫·杰克逊和 Hey, guys, Steve Jackson here with my video series
十多年没见的 catching up with old friends I haven't seen
佬友叙旧”系列视频 for over 10 years.
今天 我们要和杰弗里·脱勃你起唠唠嗑 Today, we're gonna talk to Jeffery Tobonics.
我以前读书时最酷的校友 约炮高手 Coolest guy in school,always got the ladies.
咱们来看看他在干嘛 Let's see what he's up to.
哟 杰弗里 你依旧是烤鱼达人吗？ Yo, Jeffery, you still get all them ladies?
欧耶 我们在线上了吗？哦 好久不见 史蒂夫 哥们儿 Oh yeah, we're on now? Oh, what's up, Steve, man?
你好吗 哥们儿？过得好吗？ How you doing,man? How you doing?
哥们儿 我感觉有几百年没见你了 Man, I haven't seen you in forever.
我真不敢相信被你逮到了 我看起来帅吗？ I can't believe you got ahold of me. Am I looking good?
欧耶 我看上去和高中时一样帅 Oh yeah, I'm lookin' good like I did back in high school.
因为 哥们儿 我可是杰弗里·脱勃你起 Because, man, this is Jeffery Tobonics.
你懂的 我会勃得美女们起好多泡泡 As you know, I make the ladies go bubonic.
就像回到学校里 我现在还是一样玩女人 Just like back in school I'm still playin' it now like that.
欧耶 哥们儿 我还是那么威猛 Oh yeah. Man, I'm still the man.
- 哦是吗 - 我现在操遍 - Oh yeah. - And I got ladies
整个英伦三岛 跟当年一样 all over the land right now, just like back then.
我就这么操她们 粗壮又灵活 I get the ladies, I'll be flexin' like this.
美女们都爱我 到处都有我的女人 The ladies love me. I get all the ladies everywhere.
你懂的 我不搞。。。 As you know, I don't play...
哦 你现在觉得自己很牛掰了 魂淡？ Oh, you think you're tough now, motherfucker?
- 我了个操？ - 你牛个屁 贱货 - What the hell? - You ain't tough, bitch.
- 我操？ - 有本事鸡巴 - What the hell? - Try keeping your
- 绷直啊你 你个贱货 - 我操？ - bangs straight motherfucker. - What the hell?
- 我操？我操？ - 你个贱货 你个母狗 - What the hell? What the hell? - No bitch shit. No bitch shit.
不不不！ No, no, no!
贱母狗 死魂淡！臭傻逼！ Bitch shit,motherfucker! Motherfucker!
- 哦不！ - 妈惹法克 你喜欢这样吗？ - Oh no! - Motherfucker, you like that?
哦 我打赌你喜欢 是不是？ Oh, I bet you like that, don't you?
《药丸》
嘿 Hey.
第一轮的酒还不错 First round of drinks was pretty good.
是吗？ Yeah?
既然你喜欢那酒的话 我想给你一些别的 Well if you like those,something else I'd like you to have.
哦 你还要给我别的？ Oh, you want to give me something?
是的 Yeah.
我直接索取何如？ How about I just take it?
咱们去玩一玩 Let's go have some fun.
好的 Okay.
妙了个哉 Hell yeah.
这些又是什么？ Now what are those?
是一些能让今晚变得 Something that's gonna make the night
更有趣一点的东西 a little more interesting.
为什么我五感五大丧尸了？ Why can't I feel anything?
那药丸是为了麻醉你 让你还能活着 The pill was to numb you and to keep you alive.
你鲜活的肉味可甜美多了 You taste so much sweeter alive.
《自虐》
《星童》
《预兆》
《吃惊》
见鬼 该死 Damn. Damn it.
手被烫了一下 不 没事 I burned myself. No, I'm okay.
收声啊 我当然知道怎么烧菜 Shut up. I do know how to cook.
是啊 我喜欢这里 房子还得拾掇一下 Yeah, I like the place. The house needs a bit of work.
可是 哪个房子不需要收拾呢？ But what house doesn't nowadays?
是啊 我喜欢啊 这房子真的很抢手 Yeah, I like it. It was a real steal.
唯一困扰我的就是 这些怪声 The only thing that troubles me, though, is these noises.
听起来像是脚步声 Kind of sound like footsteps.
不 我不认为这地儿闹鬼 No, I don't think the place is haunted.
有点吓人 但不是闹鬼 Kinda creepy, but not haunted.
额 等一下 等一下 Oh, hold on, hold on.
应该是珍妮回来了 啧 别这么黏人 I think Jenny just got home. Don't be so needy.
我保证再打给你 好么？ I promise I'll call you back, okay?
好吧 好 好 拜 All right. Okay, okay, bye.
珍妮 我在厨房 Jenny, I'm in the kitchen.
嘿 雷迪哈哈 我叫你的时候能应一声吗？ Hey, lady ha ha, can you answer when I call you?
没礼貌哦 Rude.
嘿 小傻瓜 我可能要晚一点了 Hey, Numbnuts, I'm running a bit late.
堵车了 不过我会马上回来的 Stuck in traffic,but I'll be home soon.
所以 别全吃了 给我留点 我饿死了 So,don't eat all the food, McStinkie. I'm starving.
《爱女》
当父亲意味着 Being a father means
不得不做出艰难的抉择 having to take the tough decisions.
如果你的家受到威胁 你就要成为守卫者 If your home is threatened,you become a protector.
如果你的家人受到伤害 你就要成为复仇者 If someone wrongs them,you become an avenger.
爸爸 不要 你没有必要这么做 Dad, stop. You don't have to do this.
你退下 你惹的事够多了 Just get out of the way. You've done enough.
好吧 我对不起你 Well, I'm sorry.
滚回屋里去 Just get your ass back inside.
让她留下 乔纳斯 Let her stay, Jonas.
我一定要带走她 不管是收到你的祝福 I'm taking her with me either with your blessing
还是踏过你的尸体 or over your dead body.
在事情还没闹大前快滚 Leave now before it goes too far.
已经闹大了 It already has.
你的那个贱女儿和她肚子里的野种 That bitch of yours and that bastard child inside of her
如今都是属于我的 belong to me now.
劳资只数三下 You got yourself three seconds
你特么赶紧滚出劳资的地盘 to get off my fucking property.
我也给你三秒钟 把属于我的交给我带走 You got three to let me take mine.
一 二 One, two.
三 Three.
看来你的两个家庭成员 Looks like that's two members of your family
逃不出我的五指山了 乔纳斯 I've had on their backs, Jonas.
做梦 你个人渣 Not today, you bastard.
《匠人》
《奸徒》
《60秒致死 第三部》全片完 谢谢观赏 ===== 悬吧猪栏字幕社英语组 ===== 翻译校对：水浒三国金刚 友情协力：黑路易